Natural Gas

Repressors are gonna get depressed by me

Nothing’s gonna stop me because I think free

Love with me or let me be

Or I’ll burn your………..

Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

I don’t like you when you say, “Grrrrr!”

I don’t even know what you’re good fer

Don’t tell me to call you ‘Sir’

I’d rather burn your………..

Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

I like women and I like them pretty

I don’t like men who treat them shitty

And if you don’t like the way we play this little ditty

It’ll burn your……..

Cause it’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!

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My love looks good even when her back’s turned

That’s the secret of what I’ve learned

She don’t see me but I know I’m not spurned

That’s when I burn her…….

Cause she’s a Natural Gas, Natural Gas, Natural Gas…..Natural Gas!