My Brain Got Turned To Jelly

Well, I was doin’ fine lying there in the womb

A king couldn’t ask for a better room

But all of a sudden then, I could’ve sworn

Things kept getting worse after the day I was born!

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My Brain Got Turned To Jelly

My Brain Got Turned To Jelly, now all I want to do is jam!

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Well, they shipped me off to school tryin’ to help me along

But after that first day, I knew something was wrong

I couldn’t raise a tear for the freedom I would lack

‘Cause the teachers stole my marbles and they wouldn’t give ‘em back!

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Well, religion was the next thing they had planned for me

They couldn’t wait to see what a nice boy I’d be

The priest said, “Praise the Lord, boy, and all will be well.

‘Cause if you don’t, we’ll show you what it’s like in Hell!”

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(Verse)

Well, I made it through those years and now I’m almost grown up

Even though my mind finally got blown up

I’m living like a devil and I can’t add two and two

And there’s nothing left upstairs but Rock and Roll for you, yeah!

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My Brain Got Turned To Jelly, now all I want to do is jam